It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You and I are standing this very second at the meeting place of two eternities: the vast past that has endured forever,… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Cardiff Stadium was a warm up for the 3 Hyde Park shows. James Brown opened. And I think it may be the… — Chad Smith Copy Share Image
The only time I've ever been mistaken for someone else is - and this arguable still - when a person came up… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
There is only one time that is important -- NOW! It is the most important time because it is the only time… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The universe defies you to answer the following questions: What good is a high paying career if it leaves you continually stressed… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
We all get out, maybe for longer than we wish, because we all pass this mortal coil more or less and so… — Fred Alan Wolf Copy Share Image
The United States need to put internet processes, policies, and procedures in place with real laws that forbid going beyond the borders… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
The only time I know that something is true is the moment I discover it in the act of writing. — Jean Malaquais Copy Share Image
When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm not a summertime guy. The only time I really enjoy the summer is touring and performing because there is nothing else… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I love being on stage. I'm completely, totally relaxed. It's the only time in my life when I know where I am… — Robert Powell Copy Share Image
America is now a space-faring nation. a frontier good for millions of years. The only time remotely comparable was when Columbus discovered… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time you realize you have a reputation is when you're not living up to it. — Jose Iturbi Copy Share Image
The only time I made money was when I licensed my own solo guitar record, which sold maybe seven copies. — Sasha Frere-Jones Copy Share Image
I'm a competitive person and it is in my nature to try hard in every match I play. The only time I'm… — Michael Chang Copy Share Image
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When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
The only time we suffer is when we believe a thought that argues with what is. When the mind is perfectly clear,… — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
In 1960 when Pittsburgh beat us in the World Series, we outscored them 55-27. It was the only time I think the… — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
Failures, repeated failures, are sign-posts on the road to achievement. The only time you don't want to fail is the last time… — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
