“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
