Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden! — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He hasn't even eaten at Olive Garden, so I doubt he's a connoisseur of hotels." - Kat "No Olive Garden? Man, we've… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I would rather have something from the cafeteria,” Tie said, knowing it would take her much longer to get there. He needed… — C.J. Anaya Copy Share Image
Gotta be a fly bitch to hang around that fly shit. Fine dining Olive Garden, naw bitch Nas is. — Nas Copy Share Image
America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden. — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“An hour or so ago, they were in a heated discussion over whether or not Shane would’ve been a better father than… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
