“She smiled as though someone had just offered her, the oldest virgin in town, a fully functioning Kingsize Vibro vibrator and a deluxe inhibition bypass.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“It had been more or less the same for Jilly. Except that she had her parents there to field any phone calls, to accept… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“Henry was now very annoyed; he had dug himself into a hole so deep that they didn’t make a rope long enough.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“The bullet smashed through the right lens of Winston’s glasses and slammed him back against the lounge wall. Ozzy was expressionless as his old… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle. — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“I am not their f*****g entertainment. And I am not a f*****g hero! Given the choice, a hero would do exactly the same again.… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“Fear was a wonderful propellant, and such a strong exponent of survival, even at the cost of others. Civility, it seemed, was the first… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“Use your intuition. Picture how things happen, why they happen. Don’t stick rigidly to first impressions, and once you’ve read the rule book, throw… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“No one mentioned the sad piece of tinsel, naked in places, hanging across the chimneybreast, nor that Twelfth Night was a week ago. No… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
Far as I know, Legal Aid was invented to help poor people fight wrongs; [the criminals] are abusing the system, and the damned lawyers… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“Some things in life could not be solved or even contemplated by a rational mind. Roger’s mind, however, had ceased being anywhere near rational… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“Like a submarine ejecting ballast, he bobbed to the surface as another sense pulled his eyelids all the way open like roller blinds in… — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
![“Far as I know, Legal Aid was invented to help poor people fight wrongs; [the criminals] are abusing the system, and the damned lawyers help them do it. They're all sticking two fingers up at them who pay their taxes. And I'll tell you sommat for free, Sir George, them who pays the taxes are…” quote by Andrew Barrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b04/andrew-barrett-26642_aids_far-as-i-know-legal-aid-was-invented-to_1653369.jpg)
