“How did I get to be this old and still have to put up with so much crap?” — T.W. Lawless Copy Share Image
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A program that saves young people produces more welfare than one that saves old people. — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
“There are two political truisms: Old people vote and Republicans eat their young.” — Eddie Whitlock Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of those old people getting up at 5 A.M. to potter. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
“Old people. They don't know shit. This generation is moving faster.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I must be getting old ... People are beginning to tell me I look so young. They never tell you that when… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
When I think about Edmonton, Silver Street and Pymmes Park, the old people whose faces are so unhappy, it pushes me to… — Benjamin Clementine Copy Share Image
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavour to understand him. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
If someone says to you, Go to an old-folks home, thats kind of ridiculous, because a lot of old people are doing… — Myron Scholes Copy Share Image
One of the biggest reasons old people are so bitter is after all those years they finally realize what life is really… — Billy Vincent Copy Share Image
“Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“There'll always be a market for shit, of course. Just look at Jeffrey Archer! He writes like old people fuck doesn't he?” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Most old people ... are disheartened to be living in the ailing house of their bodies, to be limited physically and economically,… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
In the beginning, there was no retirement. There were no old people. In the Stone Age, everyone was fully employed until age… — Mary-Lou Weisman Copy Share Image
How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Ever console or scold people hurt in human relationships that satisfaction comes from God alone? Stop. Adam's fellowship with God was perfect,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But gomers are not just dear old people,” said Fats. “Gomers are human beings who have lost what goes into being human… — Samuel Shem Copy Share Image
I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Power is not brute force and money; power is in your spirit. Power is in your soul. It is what your ancestors,… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
You see I thought love got easier over the years so it didn't hurt so bad when it hurt, or feel so… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“Superficially, the Fourth Commandment can be regarded as a kind of life insurance for old people, which was perhaps necessary in biblical… — Alice MIller, The Drama of the gifted child Copy Share Image
Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“And anyway by the time you are retired at the age of sixty there is nothing to do. Death seems to be… — Osho Copy Share Image
“Older people sometimes talk about the good old days when life was better. In fact, they talk nostalgically about their own youth… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“It was the first time in a half century that they had been so close and had enough time to look at… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
The world is a puzzling place today. All these banks sending us credit cards, with our names on them. Well, we didn't… — Sarah Louise Delany Copy Share Image
“I’ was the last word I was able to speak aloud. I wanted to pull the thread, unravel the scarf of my… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“My sister Sarah, with all the advantages of youth, was, strangely enough, less pliable. She did full justice to Pesca's excellent qualities… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
I don't like cold people at all. It makes me feel really insecure. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
“The old people say when you see your fylgja, it's an omen of your impending death.” — Fritz Nordengren Copy Share Image
There are fads in life and old people indulge things to excess sometimes. — Dennis Skinner Copy Share Image
