I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if there's someone faster than you, you get out of the way, but old people don't; they're like, you… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I wrote on my website that veganism isn't right for everyone and the first thing you have to consider is nutrition. I was saying… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
There's nothing you can't tell to an audience, because they're all people who've had lives. The only thing they don't want to watch is… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention, even if… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, an idea swooshed into his marsupial brain like a small propeller plane buzzing a crowd. ‘Why didn’t I think of that?” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“What’s “ague?”‘ Raya asked. ‘Malaria.’ Oscar said. ‘Oh, great.’ ‘Hey, you want plague? They got that too.’ Raya ignored the cat.” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Extensive analysis was conducted before deciding whether consumers would respond better to a male or female imprisoned in their phone. Almost every country in… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“The light inside houses was always so golden yellow. Oswald wondered if humans saved up sunshine and piped it through their lamps.” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
It's unfair but true: youth is attractive, curvy women are attractive, outliers who look a bit different to everybody else are attractive. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
When I was little, I wore shoes that were too small for me for years, so my feet grew weird, so my little toenails… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The Apollo seats 3,600 people: I could hear them making a huge noise for Milton Jones and Lee Mack. If the audience doesn't make… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
