Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids. — Robert Lansing Copy Share Image
I used to picture myself as the old guy eating the Early Bird Specials in the mall. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Choreographers use me as the old guy who still dances. Not that I put on white tights. — Mikhail Baryshnikov Copy Share Image
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When you win an award from the Grammys, it means a lot 'cause it's voted on by 100% by the people. It's… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
I was involved in the robbery for a purpose, and that was because I knew somebody who could drive a diesel train.… — Ronald Biggs Copy Share Image
When I was the young me, the young, beginning UFC Darren, I'd always make fun of the old guys. 'Oh this old… — Darren Elkins Copy Share Image
I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great… — Dominic Chianese Copy Share Image
“-Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart. Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest. -… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
When I'm writing Broadway, it's for a character, a man, a woman, an old guy, a kid. In the band, you're talking… — David Bryan Copy Share Image
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy… — Max Azria Copy Share Image
They saw that it was a passion of mine from really young... My parents did a good job. They wanted me to… — MNEK Copy Share Image
“When I was eleven or twelve, we had this real old guy as a Sunday school teacher. Mom said he'd been in… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
Charley Patton is the original inspiration. I didn't play anything when I was a kid. Then, when I was 20, I went… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
“The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. He was even more depressing than the… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
What bothers people more than anything is that I'm an old guy taking photos of them. But maybe if you look at… — Richard Kern Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy. I don't hustle and I don't bustle. So sometimes you're behind, but that's okay. Your peace of mind… — Kumar Pallana Copy Share Image
You always have to remember in this business that the public doesn't care about us. It's very important to keep that in… — Marshall Herskovitz Copy Share Image
“Hold on,” said Cohen, who had sagged onto a rock. “Wash it one of thoshe shopsh—I mean, I bet you hadn’t noticed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“The Pranksters were now out among them, and it was exhilarating--look at the mothers staring!--and there was going to be holy terror… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
“I rooted through my pocketbook and did a fast paraphernalia inventory. I was carrying defense spray, which was a big no-no in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I learned that one person hurting another really is like a hand curling into a fist to smash the foot. And that… — Paul H. Magid Copy Share Image
“I am persuaded that feminism is not at the root of political correctness. The actual source is much nastier and dares not… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“I thought of what pride would look like, a jowly old guy in a smoking jacket. Vanity was a tall, beautiful woman… — Holly Cupala Copy Share Image
“I don't mean to be like some old guy from the olden days who says, "I walked thirty miles to school every… — Sidney Poitier Copy Share Image
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just cant choose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in school and this old guy that I used to love spread rumors how do I get rid of him? — Me And Kaden Copy Share Image
I consider myself an old guy and when some of the older fighters fight, I find myself interested. — Matt Hughes Copy Share Image