Old Eligible Quotes by Mickey Rivers

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

— Mickey Rivers

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't…

— Mickey Rivers

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

— Mickey Rivers

Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no…

— Mickey Rivers

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

— Mickey Rivers

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

— Mickey Rivers

Out of what... a thousand?

— Mickey Rivers

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

— Mickey Rivers

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

— Mickey Rivers

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

— Mickey Rivers

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

— Mickey Rivers

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't…

— Mickey Rivers