Money was invented as a lubricant for the barter system, but we're way overdue for a lube and oil change. — Daniel N. Robinson Copy Share Image
A Woman is like a car when they are on their PMS. They both need their oil change !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove nonstop 2500 miles one way,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It could take few drops of cooking oil to change your life, your neibourghs,your community, your village, your city, your county or… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Depression is when your engine isn't powering up. It might take a few pushes, a oil change, or you may have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm remembering how this works. How life doesn't have to be only anxiety about what's gone wrong or could go worng, and… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
If your body is crying out for a change, or crying out that it's unhappy, for goodness sake listen to it. Our… — Simon McKeon Copy Share Image
Insurance is meant for extraordinary circumstances. You don't use car insurance to pay for oil changes or gasoline; you have it as… — Harry Browne Copy Share Image
“Nope. I just find a good mechanic now and then. You know, to keep all my parts in good working order. Like… — Kati Wilde Copy Share Image
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
