I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one… — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not… — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead? — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
