“Oh my God, Charlie, Sophie’s straight. Look at her go after that Lil’ Smokie.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh my God!" a woman whispered loudly. "They're gonna do it on the front lawn!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh Eli Yanakakis, son of Rex, who started YK, who-oh my God-he's been underground for six years..." (page 126)” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Sweet candies are nice to eat.Sweet words are easy to say. But, sweet people are hard to find. OH MY GOD! How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asdfghjkl;. crying. my mom said she's considering buying the Sapphire VIP package for the BELIEVE tour. oh my god. I have too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most common phrase bandied about these days is 'Oh my God'. People say it automatically all the time - not realising… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh my god, I rbmemeer playing Chrono Trigger at my cousin's place. I had ZERO interest in RPG's, but yet I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl deserves to be with someone who appreciates us and gets how funny, sweet, amazing, adorable, and SEXY we are. Somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do grant, oh my God, that when my lips approach Yours to kiss You, I may taste the gall that was given… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cam's proposing to Avery!" "He's done lost his damn mind." "What!" holding on to my crutches, I smacked him on the chest.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She wraps her legs around my waist, and I walk us slowly down the hall. "Mmm, wait," she whines against my mouth.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
