Offensive Quotes · Page 30

You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat…

— Deacon Jones

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't…

— Al Franken

We never dealt with satire or suggestive material. Although some of our films were broad parodies or burlesques of popular dramatic themes,…

— Stan Laurel

I know of no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception.

— Richard Steele

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana...

— Kiran Desai

It is quite clear that as long as the nations of the world spend most of their energy, money, and emotional strength…

— Isaac Asimov

There will be moments when you disagree or cross a line and say or do something offensive or hurtful to someone you…

— Kenya Moore

If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the…

— Benjamin Franklin

I think offensive line play in general is really a position of service; you don't really have stats, you don't have the…

— Jason Kelce

Roy Chubby Brown's offensive material is disgusting to me, an offensive beating-down of people who have already been beaten down plenty, culturally…

— Jesse Armstrong

He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren`t captured.

— Donald Trump

Above all else, everyone at Roblox is committed to member safety. We take every precaution possible to make sure kids are protected…

— David Baszucki

[Donald Trump] suggestions are not only offensive but, in certain cases, dangerous and sometimes even illegal, like his dismissal of the laws…

— Hillary Clinton

Individuals because of their identity can't render an impartial judgment is just deeply offensive and contrary to all the ideals of the…

— Deborah Rhode

Whether running zone or power, the goal of the offensive line is to move people and create avenues for the ball carrier.

— Trent Williams

Art establishes the basic human truths which must serve as the touchstones of our judgement. The artist... faithful to his personal vision…

— John F. Kennedy

I find it really offensive when people say that the emotional experiences of teenagers are less real or less important than those…

— John Green

I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow…

— Andrew Zimmern

We have no patience with other people's vanity because it is offensive to our own.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If I'm not scoring, I better do something on the offensive end.

— Jason Collins

That's another thing that's depressing: certain attitudes in Congress. They assume that you're dumb; they can take advantage of you being dumb.…

— Robert Redford

It's just using my size. On the defensive end, it's using my length to disturb the smaller guys. On the offensive end,…

— Khris Middleton

I was making $38,500 and Oklahoma offered me $125,000 to be the offensive coordinator and I thought, 'Hmm, I probably should look…

— Mack Brown

It is essential that the foreign forces who have invaded and occupy large parts of the Congo halt their offensive action

— Richard Holbrooke

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch…

— Red Auerbach