They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
'The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
