Where do the noses go? I always wondered where the noses would go. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always… — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I had crashes when I was small and Gumby-like that would have killed me now. I would just fly off jumps and… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
Perhaps the easiest people to fall in love with are those about whom we know nothing. Romances are never as pure as… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
These days I smile benignly at the fights that I see in NBA games. There aren't any broken noses or black eyes,… — Bob Cousy Copy Share Image
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The woman I love she got a prize fighter nose, cauliflower ears and a run in her hose. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Oh, are we at the insult part of the breakup?" she says. "Because I got in a lot of practice after what… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
When I want any, good head work done; I always choose a man, if possible with a long nose. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I would think that the drumstick is probably pretty good. Because you can put that anywhere. If you are a strong guy,… — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Sometimes with certain writing, you feel like you've got to be literal, hit it hard on the nose, just to get the… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. — Brad Park Copy Share Image
Maybe our grandmothers weren't as stupid as we thought. The family, volunteer work, religion, shaping the hearts and minds of the next… — Myriam Miedzian Copy Share Image
We stopped to browse in the cases, and now that William - with his new glasses on his nose - could linger… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business. — Bennett Cerf Copy Share Image
The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
One fella went on the internet and got lots of photos of me in Love Actually, topless and naked and stuff, printed… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
Growing up I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day'.… — Ashlee Simpson Copy Share Image
You must not sneeze. If you have a vehement cold you must take no notice of it; if your nose membranes feel… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
I started boxing when I was eight. I enjoyed when I could hit someone and they couldn't hit me back. It was… — Emanuel Steward Copy Share Image
