Noses Quotes by Jake Johannsen

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More by Jake Johannsen

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

— Jake Johannsen

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If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

— Jake Johannsen

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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

— Jake Johannsen

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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

— Jake Johannsen

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