If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we could work out how many people we've got here. Then you get people out who have committed crimes… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.' — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
I believe pulsed electromagnetism has a role to play in tackling cancer and I will always believe that. — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
When I tell people in England my show is going on at midnight, they look at you like you're crazy. — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
I'm very straightforward on immigration. The bus is full. We haven't got enough energy, we haven't got enough electricity, we haven't got enough of… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
Whether you call it meditation, self-reflection or just shutting everything out, I am quite good at that. — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
HBOS had robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my longstanding friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my self-respect, my… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisation - that seem to think it's OK to badger, hector and… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
Start by writing down ten positive words to describe yourself. Write them on a card - the size of a business card will do… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
What's the point of life if we can't be positive, have fun and make the world a better place? — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
