I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
But if you caught my informant,' said Achilles, 'why in the world would Chamrajnagar—or Graff, if it was him—launch the shuttle anyway?… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
All the world’s Muslims have fewer Nobel Prizes than Trinity College, Cambridge. They did great things in the Middle Ages, though. — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Copy Share Image
There are kind of two kinds of awards you can get as a scientist. One is Nobel-like in character: it's for one… — Sandra Faber Copy Share Image
The Nobel Prize gives you an opportunity to make a fool of yourself in public. — Rosalyn Sussman Yalow Copy Share Image
Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Anyone who can solve the problems of water will be worthy of two Nobel prizes - one for peace and one for… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
When asked what characteristics Nobel prize winning physicists had in common Ø› I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence — Enrico Fermi Copy Share Image
“I came to speak ill of Swedish engineering, and so diddled myself out of a Nobel Prize.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
[I have] my own view about [Bob] Dylan's Nobel prize. Which is, I'm firmly in the Nay camp. I do think the… — David Bennun Copy Share Image
“In other words, the rule about great scientific advances is that to make them you have to break the rules. Nobody has… — Joi Ito Copy Share Image
“They also bring to mind what sometimes seems to be a rapt predilection of small but influential cults of intellectuals or esthetes… — Hervey M. Cleckley Copy Share Image
“Aristotle was wrong in his partitioning of male and female contributions into "material" and "message," but abstractly, he had captured one of… — Siddhartha Mukherjee Copy Share Image
If you look at winners of the Nobel Prize in biology, you'll find a fair smattering of people who don't know how… — Aubrey de Grey Copy Share Image
“A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel prize but the other gets robbed by a… — Samuel Halpern Copy Share Image
To become a token woman - whether you win the Nobel Prize or merely get tenure at the cost of denying your… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
You too can win Nobel Prizes. Study diligently. Respect DNA. Don't smoke. Don't drink. Avoid women and politics. That's my formula. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up in England at a time when England was winning Nobel Prizes right and left. I mean it was amazing… — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
“Just after the 11 September 2001 attacks, the Turkish writer Orhan Pamuk (who later won the Nobel Prize) observed, in Istanbul, the… — Tzvetan Todorov Copy Share Image
In a way, the Nobel Prize has been something of a pain in the neck, though there was at least one time… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
“Peace is the music of every soul. Our glory lies in understanding, listening and honoring that music” — Amit Ray Copy Share Image