Nobel Quotes · Page 14

The people of Egypt, are the greatest people of earth; and they deserve a Nobel Prize for Peace. To all Egyptian: Be…

— Heinz Fischer

Nobody really expects a Nobel Prize call

— Saul Perlmutter

I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.

— Jack Handey

But if you caught my informant,' said Achilles, 'why in the world would Chamrajnagar—or Graff, if it was him—launch the shuttle anyway?…

— Orson Scott Card

All the world’s Muslims have fewer Nobel Prizes than Trinity College, Cambridge. They did great things in the Middle Ages, though.

— Richard Dawkins

And this is the ultimate lesson that our knowledge of the mode of transmission of typhus has taught us: Man carries on…

— Charles Nicolle

When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something…

— Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

The Nobel Prize gives you an opportunity to make a fool of yourself in public.

— Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their…

— Jay Leno

Anyone who can solve the problems of water will be worthy of two Nobel prizes - one for peace and one for…

— John F. Kennedy

There has been evidence throughout history of cycles when the earth gets warmer and cycles when the earth gets colder. We should…

— Raul Labrador

When asked what characteristics Nobel prize winning physicists had in common Ø› I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence

— Enrico Fermi

[I have] my own view about [Bob] Dylan's Nobel prize. Which is, I'm firmly in the Nay camp. I do think the…

— David Bennun

If you look at winners of the Nobel Prize in biology, you'll find a fair smattering of people who don't know how…

— Aubrey de Grey

I don't think the people are going to change their opinion on the health care plan because President Obama has now won…

— Carl Forti

To become a token woman - whether you win the Nobel Prize or merely get tenure at the cost of denying your…

— Adrienne Rich

You too can win Nobel Prizes. Study diligently. Respect DNA. Don't smoke. Don't drink. Avoid women and politics. That's my formula.

— Anonymous

I grew up in England at a time when England was winning Nobel Prizes right and left. I mean it was amazing…

— Freeman Dyson

In a way, the Nobel Prize has been something of a pain in the neck, though there was at least one time…

— Richard P. Feynman

[Bob] Dylan may, for whatever reasons of his own, do nothing of the sort with the Nobel committee. Up there on Parnassus,…

— David Bennun

My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize.

— Naguib Mahfouz

Of course I've enjoyed having the Nobel Prize, the prestige that goes along with it, the money that came with it in…

— Wole Soyinka

In the first place, the preparation of the Nobel lecture which I am to give has shown me, even more clearly than…

— Frederick Soddy

The process for awarding Nobel prizes is so complex that it cannot be corrupted.

— Rita Levi-Montalcini

When I feel that something I'm writing is going well, everything in my life is good and the things in my life…

— Aaron Sorkin