The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I swam across the rocks and compared myself favorably with the sars. To swim fishlike, horizontally, was the logical method in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I would also like to act, once in a while, but not get up every morning at 5:30 or six o'clock and… — Jackie Cooper Copy Share Image
Thou Moon! Sun of the Night, Sister mystic of the Day; Look down, pause in thy flight! Calm me with thy aural… — William Batchelder Greene Copy Share Image
Older boys were allowed to beat younger ones at my 15th-century English boarding school, and every boy had to run a five-mile… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
'It was stupid, thinking it was him, I mean, I knew he was dead' Harry muttered. 'You think the dead we loved… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, I'll always see you. You'll always be with me. And there's no happy ending coming here, no way a… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
The morning, which is the most memorable season of the day, is the awakening hour. Then there is least somnolence in us;… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
The exercise in theater is night after night you are doing the same play, but you have another opportunity to explore. It… — Julia Stiles Copy Share Image
“Night" The cold remote islands And the blue estuaries Where what breathes, breathes The restless wind of the inlets, And what drinks,… — Louise Bogan Copy Share Image
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You hurt her by starving yourself, you hurt her with your lies, and by fighting everybody who tries to help you. Emma… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
American cops are the ones who are in the emergency rooms. They're the ones who go to the morgues. They're the ones… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
I have not yet learned to live, that I can see, and I fear that I shall not very soon. I find,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
As noble Art has survived noble nature, so too she marches ahead of it, fashioning and awakening by her inspiration. Before Truth… — Friedrich Schiller Copy Share Image
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There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
All of us are taking the night off," Wrath said abruptly. "We need some regroup time." Rhage snorted from across the table.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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That country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
He loved the extensive vaults where you could hear the night birds and the sea breeze; he loved the craggy ruins bound… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I'm used to structure, and the relationship I have with my mom, from a military standpoint, is all about structure. There's a… — John Collins Copy Share Image
Whatever experimental film aromas cloaked my movies were because I'm a gleefully clumsy, primitive filmmaker. I really like traditional pleasingly narrative films,… — Guy Maddin Copy Share Image
“But here there is no light, Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways… — John Keats Copy Share Image
I have no fear of God, and yet fear keeps me awake at night,fear of the devil. And if I believe in… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
In my 18 fights with the UFC, I was paid $1,020,000 - that was show money and win money. I also made… — Jon Fitch Copy Share Image
If you think God looks only one way or sounds only one way or is only one way, you're going to look… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
In the usual way I submitted manuscripts to publishers. This was not so much a feeling that I should be published as… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of all poems, You shall possess the good of… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Always being on the move has strange consequences. I meet so many amazing people, for a night, or sometimes just a few… — Gaspar Claus Copy Share Image
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Some of us have tough lives and find chocolate is a comfort and a friend. And some of us prefer a night… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting… — Arthur Gordon Webster Copy Share Image
“The only lightless dark is the night of ignorance and insensibility. We differ, blind and seeing, one from another, not in our… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
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