And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I always try to get at least eight hours of sleep each night. It's the best thing I can do for my… — Candace Cameron Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
You don't like hot rod racing or driving late at night, you just want to park where it's nice and dark. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
As far as sitting down and watching a sports event, that's just not part of my day or part of my night. — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
She is more beautiful than I have words for. And last night, I was blessed beyond measure to serve her. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet. — Laurie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer,… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Sometimes things seem so unbearable in the middle of the night, don't they? In the middle of the night, we're all such… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I'm terrified of growing up. Once you become an adult, how to you step back from that? It's something that wakes me… — Lorde Copy Share Image
We usually play games at the end of the night on Christmas, so it's just a good time. It's one of my… — Hannah Brown Copy Share Image
Win or lose, I'm up all night. I've been that way since college - I'm going over everything in my head: woulda,… — Brian Urlacher Copy Share Image
Last night I was struggling with a stomach ache, but [the trainer] gave me some medicine, an IV and I felt good… — Taurean Green Copy Share Image
Like a rustic at a fair, we are full of amazement and rapture, and have no thought of going home, or that… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
I'm thankful that when I go to bed at night, that I have been myself that day. And, I have been myself… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer, And wake up to be… — Extra P Copy Share Image
...When you can look into the face of human beings and you have enough light to recognize them as your brothers and… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
After a day of cloud and wind and rain Sometimes the setting sun breaks out again, And touching all the darksome woods… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
The best night of my life was watching the Japanese Noh theater. I've only seen it once, but even saying it now,… — Vivienne Westwood Copy Share Image
What keeps me up late at night, in the sense of worry, I guess it's innovation. It's funny to be worried about… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
You meet rich people and you hang around with them, and one night they've had a few drinks and they say 'I'll… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I don't go to premieres. I don't go to parties. I don't covet the Oscar. I don't want any of that. I… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Tis true, 'tis day; what though it be? O wilt thou therefore rise from me? Why should we rise, because 'tis light?… — John Donne Copy Share Image
Night is falling: at dusk, you must have good eyesight to be able to tell the Good Lord from the Devil. — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful. — Eamon Copy Share Image
I did this night promise my wife never to go to bed without calling upon God, upon my knees, in prayer. — Samuel Pepys Copy Share Image
They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“Tick Tock, The sun fell down; Ding Dong the moon took a peek, Ring Ding, It's Harmonizing my Insanity” — Whitney Smith Copy Share Image
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone. — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
You dream every night. Every person in the world, even if they don't remember, is dreaming every night. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
My skincare regime in the evening really helps me relax, unwind and get ready for a decent night's kip. — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
“Last night, lost in spaces between star—bays and lakes of clouds, I tossed and turned looking for you” — john j geddes Copy Share Image
I'm just taking it one day at a time. Actually, one night at a time. I'm not usually up during the day. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
People of India who work day and night, they are my inspiration. I look at them and I work even harder. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show. — Joe Piscopo Copy Share Image
When you're in the Ring of Honor locker room, you feel like something special is happening every night. — Matt Sydal Copy Share Image
“You know you love him when you can't sleep at night and get up early to talk to him the next morning.” — Kayla Carson Copy Share Image
I don't get bothered by the media. There is nothing in the media that makes me lose any sleep at night. — Robert Jeffress Copy Share Image