Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm… — John Candy Copy Share Image
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
