“No women does anything by accident. Brushing against you, trying to pass by you, bending over to pick something up...all traps man. All traps.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“Would you just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“When taking a bullet for someone, make sure they're not the one pulling the trigger.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“Well, the only logical explanation is that all of my clothes shrunk!” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“I'm going to ignore him, but he better fucking notice me ignoring him.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“If you pay close attention, you can feel the shift of that exact moment when, for reasons still not known, your life will never… — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“No women does anything by accident. Brushing against you, trying to pass by you, bending over to pick something up...all traps man. All traps.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
