I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but younger" or "J.K. Simmons, but with hair" or "J.K. Simmons but Mongolian." It's often "J.K. Simmons… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job, — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
In my work I try to get things right, to do it well, and if there are specific skills involved - like in a… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
When I got out of college I moved to Seattle because it was the nearest big city and still didn't know if I wanted… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad.… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
![“And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell 'em you love 'em, and thank them, and…” quote by J.K. Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a86/j-k-simmons-43518_alive_and-if-i-may-call-your-mom-everybody-i-v_2938774.jpg)