Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives cross town, out of town. Fellas we mess with next door neighbor, co-worker, wondering why she found out. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work,… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Being a bigger person, whether you're male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a so-called superstar. Perfect body, perfect figure, good looking, and smart. And larger people, we have to fit in anywhere we can and the best way we can, so to speak. The way the world looks at… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives cross town,… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
![“I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you're a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel…” quote by Bruce Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7fd/bruce-bruce-44351_adaptation_i-don-t-believe-in-average-people-doing_420487.jpg)
