A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one… — Burton Malkiel Copy Share Image
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The future is electronic. It's radio, television and the Internet; it's not really newspapers anymore. — Will McDonough Copy Share Image
Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I try not to read newspapers when I have a movie coming out, but I guess I'm not immune to public opinion.… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
All these newspapers used to have foreign bureaus. Now they don't. They call us to explain to them what's happening in Moscow… — Ben Rhodes Copy Share Image
I think we are living in a time where the consumer has lots of choices, whether it's coffee, newspapers or whatever it… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
I'd worked at a small town newspaper, and I was thinking of all the strange stories that I had seen float through… — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
You see, I'm a believer in the rhapsodic. I like things that are happy. For no particular reason, I just like them.… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I wasn't even in a newspaper office where I was getting assignments in competition with other people. I remember earlier, though, that… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
If you go through any newspaper or magazine and look for active, kicking verbs in the sentences, you will realize that this… — Rudolf Flesch Copy Share Image
It's not the first time that I speak with American journalists. I've had meetings with many different newspapers and stations, and I've… — Hassan Nasrallah Copy Share Image
Language is not made to be believed but to be obeyed, and to compel obedience newspapers, news, proceed by redundancy, in that… — Gilles Deleuze Copy Share Image
To your request of my opinion of the manner in which a newspaper should be conducted, so as to be most useful,… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Chats are so new to newspapers, historically. But they're so incredibly valuable because editors/reporters/columnists get to find out what's on the minds… — Michael Wilbon Copy Share Image
We're proud to offer a wide variety of bloggers from a wide variety of fields. Some are well-known, some are unknown -… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
I remember when Langston Hughes used to write a column in black newspapers around this character Jesse B. Semple. He always used… — Danny Glover Copy Share Image
I am a person who feels guilty for crimes I have not committed, or have not committed in years. The police search… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm pleased to say that it [ a paper on the history of Attica] got much recognition with a 99 grade. It… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
“Exaggeration in every sense is as essential to newspaper writing as it is to the writing of plays: for the point is… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
The 'White Establishment' never liked me. I have worked for 'White Establishment' newspapers and television networks. — Skip Bayless Copy Share Image
From the beginning on, newspapers have prospered for one reason: giving readers the news that they want. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
I have been involved with this stuff [newspapers, television] all my life, but I'm involved, so I know when you're telling the… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Write to your newspaper. Call your Member of Congress. Email President Obama. Speak out for a cleaner, more stable future for all… — Frances Beinecke Copy Share Image
I want to hang out in Edinburgh with my friends and eat fish and chips wrapped in newspaper. — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth. That would be… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I do not read newspapers. I do not take any information which I don't want to take. I make sure I keep… — Shikhar Dhawan Copy Share Image
He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
A world without newspapers or a world where the newspapers are purely electronic and you read them on a screen is not… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
My cartoons appear in newspapers, which are full of words, but there's something about having it in this little box that confounds… — Tom Tomorrow Copy Share Image
“Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A newspaper man wrote an article that I had 300 million dollars, well, I wish I had a million dollars — Meyer Lansky Copy Share Image
Everybody who talks to a newspaper has a motive. That's just a given. And good reporters always, repeat always, probe to find… — Ben Bradlee Copy Share Image
Just as with the man in the fairy tale who turned whatever he touched into gold, with me everything is turned into… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I'm aware of politics in our country; I'm not totally disoriented about it. But my knowledge comes from newspapers. — Kunal Kapoor Copy Share Image
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image