Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
The dilemma for early 21st century journalism is this: Who will pay for the news? — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
I listen to the Manchester news on local radio. It has helped me learn English. I have it on when I am… — Fernandinho Copy Share Image
Although I believe the Web has greatly increased the distribution of quality news, I do worry about those who don't have Internet… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I've seen 'The Godfather Part II,' 'Broadcast News,' and 'Annie Hall' more than 20 times each. — Lauren Graham Copy Share Image
Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring. — Drew Curtis Copy Share Image
Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As the vice-regents of God, we are to bring His truth and His … dominion … over our neighborhoods, our schools, our… — D. James Kennedy Copy Share Image
In my work at 'Entertainment Weekly,' I had written reviews and news stories about YA books and film franchises and was always… — Jeff Giles Copy Share Image
The White House and the media need one another in order to be successful in their jobs. The White House depends on… — Eric Alterman Copy Share Image
In a fashion similar to the leftist occupiers on Wall Street, their antics would be the target of rabid moral indignation on… — Jamie Glazov Copy Share Image
When we're always connected, we allow others-colleagu es and celebrities, close friends and distant acquaintances, bloggers and news aggregators-set our life's agenda.… — George Barna Copy Share Image
Part of the role of photography is to exaggerate. Most of the photographs in your paper, unless they are hard news, are… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
If you've read my New York Times bestseller 'Stonewalled', you know that I'm a fan of an intellectual exercise I call the… — Sharyl Attkisson Copy Share Image
What? Was that a laugh? (Delphine) No. (Jericho) Yes, it was. I heard it. Holy cow, call Hermes to spread the news.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Whoever controls the flow of information dictates our perceptions and perspectives; whoever controls the news shapes our destiny. — George Clinton Copy Share Image
I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Some news managers have been slow to grasp that good television news is always substance over form. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My… — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
I can't even go to Rolling Loud and perform without the police and the news lying on me, trying to lock me… — Tee Grizzley Copy Share Image
In the wake of such bad news, it was heartening to know that what 'Sense8' stood for meant so much to so… — Brian J. Smith Copy Share Image
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
People working for a news organization, even those with a point of view, are supposed to exercise independent judgment. — David Folkenflik Copy Share Image
I have no choice but to be 100-percent-focused. My two hours get blown up nearly every single day by breaking news. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
One of the things I try to do - and I always regret when I'm not doing it - is I try… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
The dangers of unexamined and unregulated monopoly power, particularly in the state executive, are hardly news. The right reaction is not passive… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Checking voicemail is like, "When's the other shoe going to drop?" I'm always afraid it's going to be terrible news I don't… — Annie E. Clark Copy Share Image
But there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen before we go to Paradise by way of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
It's not the world that's got so much worse but the news coverage that's got so much better. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
A man who has to go to the village to get the news hasn't heard from himself in a long time. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Being a Christian should be about telling the good things, sharing the good news that the Lord can change us for the… — Rory MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm very proud to know the Koch brothers. This may be a breaking news announcement for the media: I am the Koch… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
The trail of "secret migration" was a shock to me. I knew a little about the difficulties, just bits of news in… — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
Boys are unpredictable. This maybe not be news, but I'm starting to think it's one of the best things about them. — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
the bells of glory that announced to the world the good news that the uncountable time of eternity had come to an… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
My last name is good and bad. It's great from an opportunity standpoint. The bad news is that you're prejudged often. — Brian France Copy Share Image