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A quote says news is something somebody doesn’t want printed, and that without a feed the biggest story starves. Other quotes call news advertising and note that people watch shows like Jon Stewart just to laugh, otherwise life feels too serious. Some wonder why the morning news never says today is canceled.

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Nothing but bad news

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“for news of upcoming releases!”

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No news is good news.

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News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.

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“Good news is, I'm still alive. Bad news is, Bitches be crazy.”

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Good impressions travel fast, bad ones travel even faster!

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News is something somebody doesn't want printed; all else is advertising.

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“Without news to feed it, the biggest story starves.”

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The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.

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There's no such thing as good news in America.

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I've got news for you: There are going to be people other than Christians in the hereafter. What are you going to…

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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are just working harder.

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Why does the news start with Good Evening and then they tell you everything that's wrong in the world?

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If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?

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I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.

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Businesses that distribute information and news are in the business of training and teaching people.

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Why were you lurking under our window?" "Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?" "Listening…

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I am sorry to be leaving the BBC. I have enjoyed a fascinating seven years at the corporation and am particularly proud…

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Men in England are ruled, at this minute by the clock, by brutes who refuse them bread, by liars who refuse them…

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During the war, in which several of our embedded correspondents were able to report from moving vehicles crossing the Iraqi desert, the…

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It is strange to be here. The mystery never leaves you alone. Behind your image, below your words, above your thoughts, the…

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Ideological warriors whether from the Left or the Right are bad news for the bench. They tend to make law, not interpret…

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Love demands patience, desire is restless; What color shall I paint the heart, until you savage it? You shall not ignore me…

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Investigative superstar Jason Leopold spares no one, least of all himself, in this devastatingly accurate first-hand exposé. News Junkie provides the best…

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The problem, of course, was that turning into a monster was the brighter of my two choices. Choice Number 1: I turn…

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My mother’s been living alone for over ten years. She gets up at six every morning. She makes herself a coffee. She…

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As an emerging photojournalist in the early 70s, my focus was on trying to create stories for magazines to the exclusion of…

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The books or the music in which we thought the beauty was located will betray us if we trust to them; it…

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No tabloid will ever print the startling news that the mummified body of Jesus of Nazareth has been discovered in old Jerusalem.…

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What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to…

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Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order…

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“It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you, and I’m sure…

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If it's sin, that's good news! Sin is the simplest thing in the world to deal with.

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News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself.

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We are changed not by being told what we need to do for God, but by hearing the news about what God…

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The news is not about news anymore. It's about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective…

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The news is staged, anticipated, reported, analyzed until all interest is wrung from it and abandoned for some new novelty.

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CNN was one of the first news organizations in the world to train and equip its journalists before deploying them to dangerous…

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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