No, I'm not a nerd. The only thing I nerd out about is psychology magazines. — Amber Nash Copy Share Image
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I wear glasses because I don't want something tugging my eyeball, but I wouldn't consider myself a "nerd." I don't know what… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
I'm a comic nerd. I'm a former serious collector for much of my childhood and early teen years I wanted to draw… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession… — David Tennant Copy Share Image
I'm, like, a real nerd, in that I will take a book that is three inches thick and disappear and not leave… — Julia Jones Copy Share Image
The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Just being somebody who was really smart and really into sports, I was a nerd to the athletes but to the people… — Darren Waller Copy Share Image
“The more everyone knows just what a nerdfighter is, the more the definition hardens. The most beautiful and intriguing parts of any… — Michelle Dean Copy Share Image
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous… — John Green Copy Share Image
"Big Bang Theory" focuses on main characters who in other shows would only be auxiliary players hewing to stereotype: The gawky nerd… — Hank Stuever Copy Share Image
