Negative Emotional Quotes by Garry Shandling

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the…

— Garry Shandling

I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red…

— Garry Shandling

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

— Garry Shandling

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of…

— Garry Shandling

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

— Garry Shandling

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

— Garry Shandling

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

— Garry Shandling

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

— Garry Shandling

'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker…

— Garry Shandling

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

— Garry Shandling

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know…

— Garry Shandling

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

— Garry Shandling

I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not…

— Garry Shandling

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

— Garry Shandling

In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.

— Garry Shandling