“Competitively, I’m looking for the edge. I need to shave off inefficiencies and get rid of this Beard of Mediocrity.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Like I would love to be a ladies man, but it's like... uh, you're seven feet tall, and you need to shave! — Greg Oden Copy Share Image
“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
Did that remind anybody else of something?" "Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
