“When women break up, more than half the time what we man is, "I need this relationship to change." Or, "I need you to change." When men break up, what they mean is, "I want to break up.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I point at Drew, as I turn to Dawn. "See? My sister finds her soulmate, and not only does she get rewarded with love… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
