Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening.… — Rob Campbell Copy Share Image
I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program. — Rob Campbell Copy Share Image
It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell Copy Share Image
Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee. — Rob Campbell Copy Share Image
