Nebraska Sets Quotes by Beano Cook

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after…

— Beano Cook

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

— Beano Cook

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

— Beano Cook

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

— Beano Cook

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

— Beano Cook

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

— Beano Cook

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

— Beano Cook

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

— Beano Cook

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of…

— Beano Cook