Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Growing up is when you understand you get what you give, not what you're given. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
To turn ordinary clothes into gardening clothes, simply mix with compost. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate,… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
People who get to the top of any organisation are generally dysfunctional human beings who are overachieving, overcompensating or overbearing. — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
