The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language. — Charles Simonyi Copy Share Image
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“I don't´t like doing dishes. I like eating with my hands and off napkins.” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything. — David Duffield Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress - a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap,… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a… — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“We were full of experiments and reforms, we were going to do without table napkins. Everything was going to be new, everything… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I want to show you something,” I say. What?” He dabs at his lips with the napkin, and for a moment I’m… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine;… — William Safire Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
What we want, we have for our pains The promise that if we but wait Till the want has burned out of… — Fitz Hugh Ludlow Copy Share Image
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the… — David Copy Share Image
It's like this when you fall hard for a musician. It's a crush with religious overtones. You listen to the songs and… — Steve Almond Copy Share Image
So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth. — Angelina Grimke Copy Share Image
Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! — Mae West Copy Share Image
For holidays, I like doing special cheery touches around the table, like color-coordinating the plates and napkins to fit the theme. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches. — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
Quality napkins are made in villages at a cost of just Rs 2 per piece with my simple and cost-effective machines. — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food. — Hugh Casson Copy Share Image
Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed. — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like… — Drake Copy Share Image
We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Why buy sanitary napkins from multinationals when we can make them at home and generate employment? — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo Copy Share Image
