Just because you "liked" my picture, doesn't mean you shouldn't call me and ask me how I'm doing. You know what's funny? If you ever owe someone a call, and it's something you're trying to avoid, notice how many times… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
People are proud to be from Baltimore. In any industry you work in, you need support to survive. And this city has that support… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
When you see a picture of a woolly mammoth on a cave wall, that's weirdly similar to a person's lasagna that they thought looked… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
When you upload a picture of your delicious Caesar salad to Instagram, you don't realize that what you're doing is leaving a tiny little… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
With any video you see online, like with YouTube, you gotta watch an ad, and that's gotta stop. And I think it'll stop by...the… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
The more difficult question for me is, do you remain successful for what you had done? I don't know. I think success is in… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
You know when you're doing something right and when you're doing something wrong. As long as you feel like you're doing something right, and… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was to be a musician. I lost everything I had, but I just knew… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing. — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
I like discovering stories where I'm laughing and I'm learning. It's like, 'How was I never taught that in school?' — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
