Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
