My husband said, 'Now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law.' Tax law! I hate taxes. Why… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night,… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
We don't measure the quality of our other relationships by how well the other person turns out, for instance whether my husband… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Elsa Einstein Copy Share Image
I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious to advance the political career of my husband. — Pat Nixon Copy Share Image
If I had to give up performing, it wouldn't bother me too much. But I couldn't live without my writing. I put… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things… — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
We were an ill-matched pair, my husband and I, from the very outset; he, with very high ideas of a husband's authority… — Annie Besant Copy Share Image
So many people joke that life with me - a professed lifelong penny pincher - must be tough. But [my husband] is… — Michelle Singletary Copy Share Image
I don't think women can have it all. I just don't think so...My husband and I have been married for 34 years,… — Indra Nooyi Copy Share Image
Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup'… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
Inevitably I draw on my own relationships when I write, so if I'm writing about a fight between a husband and his… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
When I go home, I am a slug. I want to do everything completely opposite of what I do on the red… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Ive really written my books for my husband and our family. Theyve brought us closer together by allowing us to discuss things… — Pamela Stephenson Copy Share Image
They see a work ethic in both of us. But, they also see that my husband is more in control of his… — Jami Gertz Copy Share Image
I couldn't help wondering, is my husband so unattractive that no woman has ever wanted him? Except me, of course. I must… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. — Julia Ward Howe Copy Share Image
I don't want to get married ... I'm certainly not going to give up the work I've wanted to do all my… — Gwethalyn Graham Copy Share Image
There are many times when I think I would have rather died with my husband. It would have been pleasanter, simpler. But… — Nina Bawden Copy Share Image
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to… — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
