I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. — Felix Baumgartner Copy Share Image
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. — Yuvraj Singh Copy Share Image
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that. — John Legend Copy Share Image
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up.… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up,… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR,… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I went to a Baptist church with my girlfriend, and had a breakthrough when a pastor laid hands… — Jonathan Cain Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two.… — Beatrice Wood Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
It's a romantic view of Canada. It's like Michael Moore saying we don't lock our doors in Canada. I lock my door… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
Being raised on a boat felt like it was totally normal to me. I was just another kid hanging out, doing this… — Jherek Bischoff Copy Share Image
I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
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