In almost every musical ever written, there's a place that's usually about the third song of the evening - sometimes it's the… — Howard Ashman Copy Share Image
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
A woman who utters such disgusting and depressing noise has no right to be anywhere, no right to live. Remember that you… — Rex Harrison Copy Share Image
I would like to do a romantic comedy, but not a romantic comedy that is cheesy. I want to do an old… — Sami Gayle Copy Share Image
I don't know where the characters are going to go or what's going to happen. I know that something inevitable will happen.… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
Higgins: I'm an ordinary man, who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance, to live exactly as he likes, and do… — Rex Harrison Copy Share Image
There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years! Why can't the English teach their… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
I had two chances to fail [working for Disney]. The first one, they said was "too juvenile." The second one was,they give… — Charles Busch Copy Share Image
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image