Murphys law Quotes · Page 2

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

— Woody Allen

The Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

— John Peers

Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.

— Clint Smith

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

— George Bernard Shaw

The expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

— Mignon McLaughlin

There were a number of particularly delightful incidents. There is, for example, the physicist who introduced me to one of my favorite…

— Anne Roe

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

— Joan Rivers

There are no answers, only cross references

— Norbert Wiener

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

— Tom Wicker

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

— Charlyne Yi

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

— Lane Kirkland