Murphys law Quotes

Know what you are talking about.

— Pope John Paul II

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

— Anonymous

There's more than one way to be a girl

— Lauren Faust

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

— David Lee Roth

There is more than one way to burn a book.

— Ray Bradbury

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

— Mignon McLaughlin

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

— Yogi Berra

The most dangerous thing in the world is to have no purpose.

— T. D. Jakes

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

— Paul Dickson

After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

— H. L. Mencken

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

— Tucker Carlson

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one…

— Arthur Bloch

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

— George Bernard Shaw

An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

— Arthur Bloch

The Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

— John Peers

'Murphys law of economic policy': Economists have the least influence on policy where they know the most and are most agreed; they…

— Alan Blinder

There were a number of particularly delightful incidents. There is, for example, the physicist who introduced me to one of my favorite…

— Anne Roe

Love is the most dangerous thing in the world.

— Jennifer Beals

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

— Maxine Cheshire

The first myth of management is that it exists.

— Robert Heller

Nobody notices when things go right.

— George Zimmerman

Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.

— Clint Smith

I see the light at the end of the tunnel, so I'm going hard.

— Cam Newton

We live in the best of all possible worlds

— Gottfried Leibniz

I see light at the end of the tunnel.

— Walt Whitman Rostow

Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.

— Dick Sharples

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

— Mark Twain

If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone…

— Edward A. Murphy, Jr

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

— Paul Dickson

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

— Woody Allen

The expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

— Tom Wicker

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

— Charlyne Yi

There are no answers, only cross references

— Norbert Wiener

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

— Joan Rivers

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

— Lane Kirkland