Mr. Best has expressed the desire to work with me, and I should be more than pleased to have him. His work has been excellent, and he is absolutely honest, careful, and impartial and has taken a great interest in… — Frederick Banting Copy Share Image
“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. But that still doesn’t excuse Mr. Best’s savage attempts at bestiality. Even a cow wouldn’t try fornicating with Mrs. Best.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image