In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner hadn't even finished moving out when she told me not to worry, because she already had… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“Judge me if you must, but keep in mind how very little pleasure I could have possibly derived from a one-thrust sex session, a… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“I thought of my sweet little girl and her chubby cheeks, big brown eyes and long brown hair with bangs that constantly needed trimming.… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy bouncer friend… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal and include alarming statistics and reflection… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The Lush hadn’t driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she refused to… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first. — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off. — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
