I'm so sleepy most of the time, but I guess it's 'cause I'm constantly doing things and trying to move forward and set up for the master plan. The master plan is to be, like, little baby Oprah, with my… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed,… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.' — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
