Slice open one of my veins and cartoons will pour out; open another vein and you'll get a flood of motor oil. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
Patience is like good motor oil. It doesn't remove all the contaminants. It just puts them into suspension so they don't get… — Cornelius Plantinga Copy Share Image
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image