The 'My Mother the Car' script read like Neil Simon compared to the 'Gilligan's Island' script. — Jerry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My kids are at a point in their lives where I'm a moral compass for them. God help them both. — Jack Wagner Copy Share Image
I do what I do in my mother's name because I couldn't help her then. Now I can. — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
My pregnancy really did restart my body and my metabolism and everything. — Mackenzie Dern Copy Share Image
Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
My mother would put me on a wooden box at the stove and tell me to call her if certain things would… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
Disregarding the fact that I am old enough to be [Walter] Schellenberg's mother, I would feel nauseated to be coupled with a… — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
I love anything to do with kids, anything to better our youth and put a smile on anybody's face is really what… — DeAndre Jordan Copy Share Image
For lack of a few pinches of ordinary iodised table salt in the diet of a third world pregnant mother, a child… — Sheryl WuDunn Copy Share Image
Some of the best presents I get from my children for Mother's Day are homemade. It makes me so happy to see… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
I used to take my mother to Yosemite. When I turned 14, I got my driver's license, and that's where she'd want… — Dave Brubeck Copy Share Image
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
I am not the first person to give birth naturally. Billions of other women have come before me and have done this… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
My very first lessons in the art of telling stories took place in the kitchen . . . my mother and three… — Paule Marshall Copy Share Image
My parents came to America in the late 1960s because my father studied for a Ph.D. in Indiana. My mother joined him… — Celeste Ng Copy Share Image
“himself, and her mother had been a great beauty who cared only to go to parties and amuse herself with gay people.… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
My father knew the charming side of my mother, and my mother thought that he was attentive and pleasant and was an… — Christopher Durang Copy Share Image
My mother's influence to take on new challenges and do what I though was right even though sometimes the consequences politically speaking… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
To a billion people around the world surviving on just a dollar a day, the question of what to eat tonight is… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
“My mother had not forgotten the sad end of M. Vinteuil’s life, his complete absorption, first in having to play both mother… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“My mom always says that you have to trust yourself and follow your instincts,” Amy said quietly. “She says that the only… — Melanie Shawn Copy Share Image
In half hour my mother has managed to give me what my father couldn't: my past. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve. — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
You never hear of a mother cursing the child; she is forgiving, always forgiving. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A mother is a bank where I deposit all my worries and hurts — Thomas De Witt Talmage Copy Share Image
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The child takes most of his nature of the mother, besides speech, manners, and inclination. — Herbert Spencer Copy Share Image
I'll rest one day, exhausted by the what-ifs and whys, while Mama smiles and points upward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Joseph and his mother come from the black kings who were before the white man. — Peter Abrahams Copy Share Image
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