Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There's a Mother's Day and there's a Father's Day, but there's no Children's Day. It would mean a lot. World peace. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I would like to express a big CONGRATULATIONS to all the single Mothers out there on all their hard work and devotion… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for… — Nancy Reagan Copy Share Image
I have been a total brat since my childhood. Because of me, my mother's day was over by afternoon as just managing… — Amit Trivedi Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on a valentines day?Some people don't have a mother on a mother'day or a father on a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are… — Patricia Volk Copy Share Image
You were the one to teach me how to spot what is important in life and what is not. Today I feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, Mother's Day means giving undivided attention to my mother. It's not about buying her luxurious stuff, it's about giving her… — Meghana Raj Copy Share Image
Everywhere I look, there are ads marking Mother's Day. Mostly they conform to stereotype: flowers, jewelry, perfume. Not a lot of books.… — Margaret Heffernan Copy Share Image
Everyone is blessed in some way or the other. My greatest blessing? My mom! I love you Mom. I just want you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all the mothers in the world were to compete on who is a better mom, you would win! Cause dearest Mom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mother's Day celebrates a huge lie about the value of women: that mothers are superior beings, that they have done more with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“For many, Mother's Day is a day about Showing Appreciation to your mom. But for some its also a day of REMEMBRANCE… — KakkZ Copy Share Image
Wishing a special Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers who have sons and daughters serving our country. From one blue star… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all take Mother's Day seriously and then it's like a month later, a bunch of kids get together and say, "I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“May 9, 1989 Again this year I made Mom a Mother's Day card. It reads: M is for the Morbid things you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Mothers are full of love and laughter, filling our hearts forever after. Mothers are always loving and dreaming, putting up with us… — Susan M Keenan Copy Share Image
I'll say this again: Her presence would be the best Mother's Day gift I could ever ask for. I know Kate Siegel… — Kate Siegel Copy Share Image
“A Toast to Mother’s Day When my daughter was in preschool she made a mother’s day card for me. The teachers were… — Michelle Kunz Copy Share Image
Motherly love is not much use if it expresses itself only as a warm gush of emotion, delicately tinged with pink. It… — Rachel Billington Copy Share Image
“In the beginning was the Mother. On the first day, She gave birth to light and darkness. They danced together. On the… — Patricia Lynn Reilly Copy Share Image
I always assumed that like my mother before me, one day I would have children. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
