Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
We are not too close in distance, we are not too near in mils. but text can touch our hearts and thoughts can make… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Long distance relationship is only for those people who are strong enough and patient to wait for someone they really want to be with. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Don't show them that you are affected.. Instead, show them that you are happy even without them.. To put a sad face on your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have crush on someone, It takes hour to like someone, It takes a day to love someone, but it… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I can't be with you today, but if you close your eyes and think; I'll be beside you in the kitchen wearing your shirt… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
If someone throw you a ROCK, then throw them back a BREAD. 'Coz if u will do the same as what they did. You're… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I miss you cuddling me while I'm cooking, I miss you waking me up with your kiss in the morning, I miss you holding… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
If you love someone but your someone loves someone else, still be the same someone as before. because the time will come when your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Ignore the people talking behind your back. That's where they belong. Just behind you and making you famous. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Taking responsibility for what you did shows strength and maturity. People will may not accept your apology right away but they'll respect that you… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
