I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. — David Koechner Copy Share Image
I don't have anything that dramatic as far as a performance goes. I've never participated in a show that ended in a fight in… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
If you don't have self love you can never find it outside of yourself. — David Koechner Copy Share Image
If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets. — David Koechner Copy Share Image
I think that even in a drama, we all want to smile, and laugh because what a horrible life if we're just like "I'm… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity. Because oftentimes,… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
